What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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