just tell him i said nine months
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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