Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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