he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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