I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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