I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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