I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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