Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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