Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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