lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The adults are the big ones right?
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