WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
third nipple confirmed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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