Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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