Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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