When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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