dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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