I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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