Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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