Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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