If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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