U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
everyone is single if you try hard enough
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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