What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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