i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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