i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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