Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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