so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
