the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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