are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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