so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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