In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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