haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
