This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
