Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
