Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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