What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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