Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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