Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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