What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
