it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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