Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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