"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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