I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
