what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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