just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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