I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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