trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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