I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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