i would punch a child for taco bell
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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