You really coming over, don't trick.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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