Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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