he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Randomize
