I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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