I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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