Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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