And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think I am morally bankrupt
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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