47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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