What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
